Urzila Carlson
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SydneySydney Opera House Forecourt
Urzila Carlson 'You Don't Say'
Saturday
ON THE STEPS 2025
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Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to Australian stages in 2025 with the ''You Don't Say'' Tour.
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MelbournePalais Theatre
Urzila Carlson
Tuesday
New
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SHOW DATES: 7 April > 12 April | 14 April > 19 April.
URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
TamworthTamworth Entertainment Centre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
HobartWrest Point
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
BrisbaneBrisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre
Urzila Carlson
Friday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
BrisbaneBrisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
Gold CoastGold Coast Convention Centre
Urzila Carlson
Monday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
PerthRAC Arena
Urzila Carlson
Friday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
AdelaideAdelaide Entertainment Centre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
WollongongWIN Entertainment Centre, Wollongong
Urzila Carlson
Friday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
NewcastleNewcastle Entertainment Centre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
TownsvilleTownsville Entertainment & Convention Centre
Urzila Carlson
Friday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
CairnsCairns Convention Centre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
SydneyICC Sydney Theatre
Urzila Carlson
Saturday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
DarwinDarwin Convention Centre
Urzila Carlson
Monday
New
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URZILA CARLSON entertained more than 86,500 Australian punters with her mischievous charm in 2025. In 2026 the fan-favourite comedian returns with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht. Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”. It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
MASTERCARD PRESALE: Mastercard cardholders get access to pre-sale tickets starting from TUE 28 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT. Preferred ticket access is available to Mastercard cardholders THU 30 OCT, 12PM. Visit www.priceless.com/music to find out more.
LIVE NATION PRESALE: Get your tickets first in our exclusive Live Nation Presale, starting WED 29 OCT, 11AM until THU 30 OCT, 11AM, or until allocation is exhausted. Sign up now for early access. When presale starts, log in and click "Buy Tickets". No code needed.
ACCESSIBILITY: All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent’s accessible hotline or form. Have further accessible queries? Contact us at https://livenation-au.zendesk.com/hc/en-au
ABOUT
Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australia and New Zealand’s the biggest comedy stars. A touring powerhouse, she’s taken her trademark deadpan delivery and cheeky wit across the globe between the high-profile television appearances that have helped cement her enormous fanbase.
We live in trying times where we are acutely aware of each other's opinions and shortcomings, making us the most frustrated population in the history of humankind. If you've ever queued up and someone blatantly cuts in front of you, past generations may have let that slide, but us, NO - JUST NO! Are you taking over at a community picnic and thinking everyone will let it slide? NO - JUST NO!
In Just No, Urzila has discovered our frustrations are what brings us together - not sport, not love, not peace - but people who do us wrong or get on our tits. Even Urzila’s chart-topping premiere podcast That’s Enough Already! sees her discussing everything that frustrates them, and after three seasons, Urzila is yet to find one that she disagrees with!
ARTIST VIDEOS
Urzila Carlson | Merging Etiquette (MICF)
Urzila Carlson | Merging Etiquette (MICF)
Urzila Carlson | What Urzila Carlson Hates About the Biggest Loser
Urzila Carlson | Upfront 2018
Urzila Carlson | MICF Gala 2018